King Size Snickers

Today I was having one of those “I deserve something good” moments and I decided to indulge my sweet tooth by buying a King Size Snickers bar.  I put it in the freezer and planned to eat it while watching football.  It was going to be glorious.

That was until I opened my Snickers bar and found TWO smaller bars, not one giant bar. KING SIZE is not two smaller bars, Snickers. Don’t you dare dictate my candy portion control. You don’t need to break my King Size bar in half and passive-aggressively suggest that I eat only one bar.  I can eat half if I want to! …or I can eat all of it because I’m so angry at you.

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