I was told there would be cake. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7088266-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @cootiebanini)http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/<a href="http://www.hulu.com/search?query=Arrested+Development&st=0">Arrested Development on Hulu</a>: <p>For 5 days, you can watch every episode of Arrested Development on Hulu.  It’s a Christmas miracle!</p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/301165686http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/301165686Sat, 26 Dec 2009 03:03:17 -0800<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv4x9qJzDm1qzv553o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><i>GPOYW</i>:  I Wish It Was Christmas Today edition</b></p> <p>I learned to play the guitar part to I Wish It Was Christmas Today.  My dog was not amused.</p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/297711753http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/297711753Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:22:37 -0800<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv40ieAWks1qz82s5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/297004824" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>:<a href="http://michelleamiller.tumblr.com/post/297000528/kaytee-via-jeffcagle" target="_blank">michelleamiller</a>:<a href="http://kayteesays.com/post/296847465/via-jeffcagle" target="_blank">kaytee</a>:(via <a href="http://theregoeseasyrider.com/" target="_blank">jeffcagle</a>)</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/297055287http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/297055287Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:47:29 -0800<a href="http://www.azchords.com/m/misctelevision-tabs-5377/snlchristmassong-tabs-75585.html">I Wish It Was Christmas Today Guitar Tabs</a>: <p>I can read guitar tabs, but I don’t pretend to know how to play the guitar. I’ve been trying to learn new Christmas songs while on vacation (still trying and failing to master “Linus and Lucy” on the piano) and this one was surprisingly easy. The intro is three notes played on the high E string! That’s my kind of arrangement!</p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/295666484http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/295666484Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:16:00 -0800<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b3134a5a3465d13/4b30cf299d152574/5a8f9515/-cpid/249a97b3688bf5aa" id="W4727a250e66f97234b3134a5a3465d13" width="400" height="294"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b3134a5a3465d13/4b30cf299d152574/5a8f9515/-cpid/249a97b3688bf5aa" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object><br/><br/><p><b>Julian Casablancas Teams Up With Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz on <i>I Wish It Was Christmas Today</i></b></p> <p>I <b>love</b> this, even though it’s missing Chris Kattan and Tracy Morgan’s amazing dancing.<b> </b></p> <p><b><br/></b></p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/295571114http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/295571114Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:06:00 -0800<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0y1q9uYp1qaqkvpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Melissa's Sweater Cake<br/><br/> <img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0y1q9uYp1qaqkvpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> Perla's Sweet Charlie Brown and Snoopy<br/><br/> <img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0y1q9uYp1qaqkvpo3_500.jpg"/><br/> Lisa from Brazil's Pandiero Cake<br/><br/> <img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0y1q9uYp1qaqkvpo4_500.jpg"/><br/> Katie and Jarad's Friends/Lovers/Nothing<br/><br/> <img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0y1q9uYp1qaqkvpo5_500.jpg"/><br/> Kara's Christmas Story Bunny Cake<br/><br/> <img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0y1q9uYp1qaqkvpo6_500.jpg"/><br/> Well done!<br/><br/> <img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0y1q9uYp1qaqkvpo7_500.jpg"/><br/> Erin's Awesome Christmas Cupcakes<br/><br/> <img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0y1q9uYp1qaqkvpo8_250.jpg"/><br/> Cole's Moving Tribute...<br/><br/> <img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0y1q9uYp1qaqkvpo9_250.jpg"/><br/> ...very sweet... <br/><br/> <img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0y1q9uYp1qaqkvpo10_500.jpg"/><br/> Michelle's 'Drunk Message' Cake. Ha!!<br/><br/> <p><a href="http://jhnmyr.tumblr.com/post/293987061/cakes-and-cakes-and-cakes-and-cakes-and-cakes" target="_blank">jhnmyr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cakes and Cakes and CAKES and CAKES and CAKES!!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>As if I didn’t love John Mayer enough, now he’s blogging about one of my favorite topics:  CAKE!</p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/294065205http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/294065205Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:47:23 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CMNry4PE93Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CMNry4PE93Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>I Like Turtles!</b></p> <p>Correction:  “I like turtles” is from 2007, not 2009, disqualifying it from being <a href="http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/293101417/best-soundbite-of-2009-a-reporter-interviewed-a" target="_blank">Sound Clip of the Year</a>.</p> <p>I’m spreading falseness and lies, and <a href="http://mousetrapclothing.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Adam had one of the best Tumblogs of all time.</a></p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/294056725http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/294056725Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:40:58 -0800<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/20/fashion/20kaling.html?_r=2&ref=style">Scripting a Fantasy of a Family </a>: <p>Mindy Kaling creates her own vision of a made-for-TV husband and kids, where even the flaws are adorable.</p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/293978704http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/293978704Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:43:29 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/293101417/tumblr_kuzuh365m41qzv553&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Best Soundbite of 2009?</b></p> <p>A reporter interviewed a boy at a Halloween carnival after he got his face painted (as what? We’ll never know.)  This is what he had to say.</p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/293101417http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/293101417Mon, 21 Dec 2009 00:34:00 -0800<p>(via <a href="http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">rulesformyunbornson</a>)</p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/291539505http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/291539505Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:05:42 -0800<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuxw86GAVF1qzv553o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/291436197http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/291436197Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:16:53 -0800<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuxw2yNu951qzv553o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/291432746http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/291432746Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:13:45 -0800<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuvfw4raEd1qzan0uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://tiresome.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">tiresome</a>)</p> <p>Kitler!!</p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/290058417http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/290058417Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:19:31 -0800<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuviy8pUYB1qzuhd2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tiresome.tumblr.com/post/289874110/via-ache" target="_blank">tiresome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://ache.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">ache</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/290033251http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/290033251Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:48:53 -0800<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuv76v6TQI1qzv553o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a><b>Jeremy Piven Wearing The 9 Ugliest Christmas Sweaters Of All Time</b> </a>[<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/18/jeremy-piven-wearing-the_n_396992.html" target="_blank">via</a>.]</p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/289272678http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/289272678Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:20:55 -0800<a href="http://disneyparks.disney.go.com/blog/2009/12/captain-eo-returns-to-disneyland-resort/">Captain EO Returns to Disneyland Resort</a>: <p>THIS. IS. IT.</p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/289243212http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/289243212Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:49:11 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/288714290/tumblr_kuu3rvIELw1qzv553&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b><i>My Life Would Suck Without You</i> by Glee Cast</b></p> <p>You know you want to hear it.  Go ahead.  I won’t tell anyone.</p>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/288714290http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/288714290Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:44:56 -0800<a href="http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html">Drunk Four Year Old Steals Christmas Presents.</a>: <p><a href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/287830849/drunk-four-year-old-steals-christmas-presents" target="_blank">nedhepburn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>headline of the month.</p> </blockquote>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/287885385http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/287885385Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:53:24 -0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku2dsh7X941qav9xwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wtfcomcast.tumblr.com/post/267385593/this-guy-has-been-reading-the-wrong-how-to" target="_blank">wtfcomcast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This guy has been reading the wrong “How to Impress Women” book.</p> </blockquote>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/287302799http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/287302799Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:04:56 -0800“I went to the Walt Disney museum in San Francisco… Pretty cool.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>(via <a href="http://nerdythingsjeffsays.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">nerdythingsjeffsays</a>)</p> <p>It’s okay Jeff Rubin.  I understand.</p></em>http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/287269914http://cootiebanini.tumblr.com/post/287269914Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:18:17 -0800